The internet DOES need invites.
So recently Pasquale wrote a blog post about how someone added him on MSN and was chatting with him in a manner that was just… well… stupid. And then again, a similar experience (check out all of the pictures, not just that one). Personally, I had never had that experience, until now.
I just recently created a new AIM, and someone added me, and struck up conversation, like so:
Bold: Other person, Italic: Me.
Are you going to die?
Why would I die?
tlel me who this is and waht you said even mneas?
Wtf are you talking about
who the hlel are you?
I’m Miiitch
Who the hell are you?
mitch
i d’ont konw aonnye neamd mitch
Right.
you got the wrnog preosn
You’re the one who started talking to me.
wtf?
wehn
“AIM IM with **********.
11:22 PM
Are you going to die?”wtf
hlod up
that isnt in any of my AIM logs
that was semnooe else ddue
I got that message from ************ [username hidden, just to be nice].
I’m assuming that’s you.
wtf
im not sawnryrcotut
i didn’t say sawnryrcotut.
yaeh you jsut did
and selpl creoctlry
I said ************.
weehavtr im not taht person
Okay
Well
Whatever
It was nice talking to you, then.
how cnat you tlel im not him
and frnaeikg selpl cetlorcy
*cctrerloy
Are you dyslexic?
no
but tkianlg is not a word
I didn’t say tkianlg, I said talking
thats siltl not how you slpel it
T-A-L-K-I-N-G
is how it’s spelt.
yo’lul find tehre is a dieefcfrne beweten tinklag and tikalng
Do you even realize what you just said?
“yo’lul find tehre is a dieefcfrne beweten tinklag and tikalng”
wtf
three is no i in what i wrote
whree the hlel are you form and how old are you?
Why does that matter?
cause you spell lkie you are 5
Properly?
peolprry?
P-R-O-P-E-R-L-Y
augh wavhteer
Yeah, I definitely see where Pasquale is coming from. That was amazingly aggravating.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I would punch him in the uterus if that was anatomically correct. Alas, the scrotum will have to suffice.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Wtfffff. Hahaha You got a stalker or something dude!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Hilarious.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am
You got trout’d… Or salmon’d. It’s a bot that takes your screenname from Livejournal, Xanga, Twitter, Deviantart, and so on, and randomly links you up with another person whose screenname has been taken from one of those sites. It will appear to each of you that the other has IMed you first, and your screennames will appear to the other as “[adjective]Trout”. (it used to be [Adj.]Salmon, and before that, [Adj.]Hat). It is harmless to your computer, etc, but occasionally there is a moderator controlling the bot who can filter what each of you is saying. In this case, the mod made each of you appear to the other as typing with the letters all out of order. Quite confusing, I know. But if you happen to get a laidback or at least interesting person to talk to, you can have some fun, normal conversations (as long as the mod isn’t messing with you).
So there you go. Go here for more info:
http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/profile
October 13th, 2008 at 5:07 am
Hoyl crpa thta was awesoem <3<#3#<
(lmao)